Hey, Squidward. You're not going to jail. A hint! Squidward: (Smirking) Oh, SpongeBob, I got a present for you. Squidward tries hard to get his nose free and he does, but goes flying in the process). (Sits down and sighs) No better way to spend a break then with a little cool jazz.

SpongeBob: (Gives a big smile with twinkling eyes) Present? Well when were you going to tell me?

SpongeBob: Squidward, can you hear me? But my friends need me! Patrick: Hah hah! YOU! I'm sorry! Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Mr. Krabs rushes over to the mess), Mr. Krabs: (Devastated) Me soder machine!!!

That's great! (Crosses out SpongeBob's name on the restraining order). I scrubbed the sinks! No, no, no! (The two previous lines are repeated several more times, as Squidward gets fed up with Patrick asking), Squidward: No! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob: Ohh! Patrick continues to follow him) Go away, Patrick! (SpongeBob ducks behind the window). (Starts walking with Patrick following behind him very closely) Patrick! Airdate: (Shows the restraining order with "Patrick Star" now written on it), (The episode ends with Patrick still laughing hysterically). (Shows him the restraining order), Mr. Krabs: Let me see that! (A time card reading "One shift later..." appears), (Scene cuts to the next day.

Squidward: (Nervously) Huh? Squidward's funny! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Insecurity Guards" from season twelve, which aired on June 29, 2019. (Takes back the clarinet and growls at Patrick which Mr. Krabs appears to see what is happening). Uh...what is that? Look, boy, I don't know what in coral cabins a restraining order is. But I DO know whatever's goin' on here clearly ain't workin'! SpongeBob: Served? (Runs over to Mr. Krabs) Sorry about that Mr. Krabs! Squidward, what are these guy-- (Before he can reach Squidward, he is stopped by Harry and Combover. SpongeBob: (Starts crying) I violated the restraining order! My two best friends are fighting!

Any infractions of these statues will result in... serious... jail... time! Squidward? Squidward: Ah...don't mind if I do.

Get back to...what?! Squidward: How long you want to live? Mr. Krabs: Patrick! Break time's over, Mr. Squidward. Ahhh, what a beautiful day!

SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! No, no, no! (Shoves the mustard bottle into SpongeBob's eye) See? Or I'll be forced to remove more gold stars from your employee performance chart! Work?! From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. "Broken Alarm" SpongeBob: I am sharpening my trusty spatula.

General (While saying this, he leans on the grill). (Starts walking toward SpongeBob) SpongeBob! Huh?! Episode №: SpongeBob: Technically, I drove him up the wall. Squidward: No, Patrick! (Points over to his lawyers Harry, Combover, and Bald).

(Jumps up high and yells; heads toward Squidward), (Patrick lands on Squidward and starts attacking him. The window hits the rotating wheel instead and it bounces off and hits Squidward in the face. Maybe 'cause I have a brain? I'm releasing you from this order. (Takes out Squidward's clarinet which is now soaking wet) But we're gonna need a new toilet plunger.

May I take your order? Mr. Krabs: Wow, you really sent him over the edge this time. Credits (Notices he is in the Krusty Krab), (Scene fades out, the next scene shows Squidward at the register with a customer), Squidward: Okay.

(Goes back into his office), (Squidward grunts angrily then the scene makes a bubble transition over to a customer buying a Krabby Patty. I shined the mirrors! (Washes his hands when Patrick appears in the mirror) Patrick! (Using the restroom with Patrick beside him) Patrick! Empty! SpongeBob: (Screams in fear) No! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Main Drain" from season seven, which aired on January 28, 2011.. Transcript [At the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob coming out of the freezer with a Krabby Patty] SpongeBob: Nothing like a fresh frozen Krabby Patty with extra freezer burn flavor. (Runs away), Squidward: (Crashes into the seaberry pie and then onto the window, then tastes the pie) Seaberries?

Patrick! (Takes away a star from SpongeBob's Employee Chart then walks away). (Eagerly runs up to Squidward), Squidward: Now, now. Next This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Insecurity Guards" from season twelve, which aired on June 29, 2019. This one's broken. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Two Thumbs Down" from season nine, which aired on March 12, 2016.

I don't understand. (SpongeBob turns the bucket sideways and is ready pour it on Squidward but accidentally spills the water, Squidward slips on the puddle of water and is flying in mid-air) Don't worry, Squidward, I'll catch you. I don't wanna go!

Specializing in restraining order logical law (Harry, Combover, and Bald all turn to their left) and here to tell one Mr. SquarePants... Harry, Combover, & Bald: (All turning and pointing at SpongeBob) You've been served! (All fly off). Patrick: I just finished cleaning the restroom! (Laughs and walks right into Patrick. (Smugly) Oh, unless you'd rather talk with SpongeBob. Whatcha doin'? How'd you know that? June 29, 2019 (Squidward takes the mustard bottle out of SpongeBob's eye), Squidward: Well, let's see. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Insecurity_Guards/transcript?oldid=3257292. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! (SpongeBob then proceeds in a series of rather ridiculous stretches as Squidward walks back to his house to lock the door, Squidward then starts walking to work). Mr. Krabs: It'll stand. (Runs but he accidentally trips on the mop on the floor, hits a tin cupboard and bounces off and slams into the counter, Squidward is sent flying and into a customer's Krabby Patty taking it's place, the customer takes a bite out of Squidward causing him and the customer to scream, the customer throws away Squidward who flies in the other direction, SpongeBob runs to intercept him) This time I gotcha. Mr. Krabs: Why all the shiverin' of the timbers, Mr. Squidward? Customer: (Sounding disgusted) Do you...need a break or something? (Looks at his button) Did you know the monster was Squidward? What are you doing?!?! (Takes the restraining order and wipes the mustard off him then gives it back to SpongeBob) Thank you! They both continue to roll around and fight) I'm sorry, restraining order! (Watches as Squidward squirts mustard at Patrick's face and Patrick then hits him with a spatula. Patrick! (Walks past SpongeBob who moves backwards then forwards) Mr. Krabs! (Pointing at his hat) Huh? SpongeBob: (Amazed) Wow, Squidward! Speaking of which, are you gonna stick around for morning fry-cook calisthenics? (Notices Squidward flying toward him screaming) Yikes! ", Squidward: (Whispers indistinctly in Bald's ear)...and...(Whispers some more). My very own...(Looks at the restraining order) Restraining order. And would you like cheese on--(Stops at a noise that sounds like someone breaking wind). Squidward: (Walks over to a customer) Welcome to the House of Misery.

Squidward: Yeah, Patrick! I will not walk to work with yo--! WHAT?!

"Sandy's Nutty Nieces"

Patrick: (Comes out of the restroom) Hi, Squidward! (He screams at the sight of his hand burning on the grill and then he then runs around SpongeBob), SpongeBob: I gotta do something. For me? (Pauses and looks at the button) You're right, button!

Patrick: It's after SpongeBob! Squidward hands Patrick the ticket and Patrick takes it to SpongeBob who then makes the Krabby Patties then hands it to Patrick. I'm allergic to...(His body and face puff up) ...seaberries... (Frustrated) That's it! 12 Combover: Well then, follow the guidelines we've explained and you won't have to.



Squidward: (Notices the restraining order in SpongeBob's pocket and takes it) Give me that restraining order! I am NOT not paying you to stand around and play "Guess What the Idiot's Thinking" with Squidward! Patrick: You're the prettiest button I've ev...(Spots Squidward) Huh? And do you think that I don't know that this grill is--? Transcript [The episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick about to thumb wrestle. (Gets out his jellyfishing net and holds it up to catch Squidward, but Squidward goes in the net and hits the wall snapping the net in the process. Bald: Per paragraph 3 of the restraining order, you may no longer speak to our client. SpongeBob: (Walks in front of the dotted line) Hmmm... (Scene changes to SpongeBob cooking Krabby Patties and putting them on a long hand-made spatula made of wood and mops), SpongeBob: There we go! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. If I can't speak to, or get within fifteen feet of Squidward, how'll we get anything done around here? SpongeBob: (Nervously) Can you make Krabby Patties for loyal Krusty Krab patrons during... "serious jail time? SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward! (The same sound repeats, the customer walks away with Squidward stuttering and begging nervously, Squidward walks into the kitchen where SpongeBob is unsuccessfully attempting to squeeze mustard onto a Krabby Patty) SpongeBob! This will not stand! Squidward: No. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (Screams and dives toward Squidward and Patrick and breaks up the fighting) Stop! (Cuts to Patrick giggling whilst moving closer and closer to Squidward). SpongeBob: Uh, sirs? What? Oh, no! They both roll into the back where SpongeBob is, then they start fighting). Calm down. Now I want this ship sailin' smoothly on the double! (He removes the mop and then takes the bucket of water, Squidward runs to the right] Okay, Squidward, this should help. Squidward: No! SpongeBob: Squidward, please don't send me to jail! (Breaks the window off its hinges and throws it at SpongeBob.

Squidward: (Gets back up) What am I doing?! Squidward: Oh, really? (Rings the order bell and tries to give the order to Squidward, but Squidward puts up a glass window) Hmm? Squidward: Perhaps my lawyers should explain. 249b 0.94 U.S. viewers (millions): (Hands him a pen then continues crying). I know what I must do! Season №:

(Starts sweating and shivering with Mr. Krabs now beside him), Mr. Krabs: Time for your break. I'm sorry! List of episode transcripts [His nose breaks off. (Curiously) Is that too much? (Growls.

(Gasps then smiles) I got it! 3 Krabby Patties, 2 large Kelpy Colas, and 3 fries ready to be served.

SpongeBob is mopping the floor when Squidward arrives with a blue folder).

Mr. Krabs: Nice work, Patrick! No monster's gonna eat our friend! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. Harry, Combover, and Bald: (Once again, all pointing at SpongeBob) That's not our problem. (Holds up two fingers) How many fingers am I... Squidward: (Freaking out) NOOOO!!!!! Patrick: Oh, yeah! From the impact, he loses his balance and falls out the window, he then bounces on his head and then bounces off of SpongeBob's pineapple, his tentacles land over SpongeBob's eyes, causing SpongeBob to finally notice Squidward). Harry: We are the law offices of Harry, Combover, and Bald! Episode Transcript: Restraining SpongeBob, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Restraining_SpongeBob&oldid=172483. (Cries). No-ho, that was not me, I swear. Monster! SpongeBob: Oh, no! Squidward: (Enraged) Patrick! (Walks off).

Oh, no! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Texas" from season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000.

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